Alien Artifact Found in Sculpey's Yard.

**sculpey** · April 22nd, 2004, 08:15 PM

While mowing my lawn this afternoon, I heard a horrific sound coming from under my lawnmower. Not being afraid of horrific sounds, I continued on till the clattering became too much for even this stalwart outdoorsman. Upon looking under the mower, I found this odd object. It wasn't in the yard last week, since I would have run over it then, so I can only assume that it's indeed part of an alien spacecraft.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgD**wIU6KOjwqZs4LLmSzQsFWk1cZpSPBIxDFHQ0FsEsz95P HJCyzEpCRjUv9xYWmIENmRzgDF4kVt982K8LC*hJ7Y*viobcSG EiWkFRv0/artifact.jpg?dc=4675469181277930770[/img]

I've checked it closely to see if it vibrates or hums, to no avail. Though the family remains very cautious in its presence.

The TRUTH IS out there !!!!

-megalithanod · April 22nd, 2004, 08:19 PM

Hey - Where the hell did you get my doflicky that starts my whatsajig!

I lost that last week! Give it back!

**Slytherin Snape** · April 22nd, 2004, 08:19 PM

DAMN! You're lucky that thing didn't jump out and try to bite your legs/feet! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

**Street Worm** · April 22nd, 2004, 08:24 PM

I WANT TO BELIEVE !

**Joranthalus** · April 22nd, 2004, 08:26 PM

nice purple tree [img]smile.gif[/img]

**Biomechanoid** · April 22nd, 2004, 08:31 PM

I don't know how to tell you this, but you don't need a lawnmower. What you have there is outdoor carpet.

**Darkest Angel** · April 22nd, 2004, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by Joranthalus:
nice purple tree [img]smile.gif[/img]

...looks more lavender to me...

...fuckin' hippies...

[img]wink.gif[/img]

**Tr3s** · April 22nd, 2004, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by Street Worm:
I WANT TO BELIEVE !

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQAUA6sYUOYivmN*VfqepUMYdi!ueFtDT2DIWQ5bOrBprQ7wP Lj4lKxi2oiJ9BSZFKyTIGPVp40kAwFATnx!9f8B2ncFVRGvuqV zUhGhZxs6Z83IdjxAOg/mulderoffice.gif?dc=4675417051802922003[/img]

So does this guy...when he sobers up. [img]wink.gif[/img]

**Drau** · April 22nd, 2004, 08:43 PM

Gee Sculpy, I didnt know you lived that close to Roswell? If you ask me, I'd say it came from the planet Tentus-9 [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

The tree looks more like a Japanise Maple - if I correct is neither purple nor lavender, but dark red.